What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 13:01
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”